Fancy Schmancy Dress Shopping (For reals booby peeps, I need some advice)

Bridal post #2 is on hold while I nose around my digital archives for the promised photos (there is a distinct possibility that between the three hardware and back-up failures I had in the last two years, I lost most of them.) But, this is a related post.

I'm in the market for a bridesmaid dress, technically a MOH dress. Good things: bride wants an approximation of emerald green, no sleeves (it will be August), and knee-ish length. Basically a nice looking green cocktail dress that looks semi-formal. Everything else is up to me. Bad things: my go-to places aren't currently carrying dresses fancy enough or dark green enough to satisfy the dress requirements. For real peeps, St. Patty's day is coming! Where are your greens? Boo. Ivory and white dresses I've found that meet the requirements are not dye-able. Double boo. Dresses I've tried on so far that fit are too short or come strapless. HA. No way, Jose. I need the ladies' hatches battened down and ready for war. This wedding promises to be a rip roaring party! Strapless bras and my full on the bottom, not-so-firm boobies don't intermingle well.

I'm on the fence right now about what to do. Three options remain: 1. Wait it out and hope something appropriately colored and sized is released in the next six months, 2. Buy a conventional dress from a store and tailor it, 3. Sew a new dress. The added complication is financial (when is it not?) and my budget is limited.

None of these options makes me feel at ease. All run a risk of failing spectacularly. Option 1 is most likely to fit without alterations, but I think is best left as a back-up. Although, I am currently waiting out a possible dress candidate from Modcloth. Option 2 is likely to result in a nice dress in the right color, but my previous experience getting a conventionally produced dress altered was negative. I fought the supposedly experienced tailor for every shaped inch of my body. Option 3 is doable, but time consuming. I do sew. I have several beautiful dresses at home I'd love to replicate. But, it makes me nervous to sew something seen so publicly.

From a financial standpoint, Option 1 or 3 is likely to cost the least (probably 3.) Option 2 could work out to be least expensive if I can get a dress secondhand and alter it myself. Oh. That has possibilities. As of right now, I'm tempted to explore all three options. Go out, try on some dresses at bridal stores, keep an eye on Trashy Diva, Pepperberry, Modcloth, etc. in the coming months, and get started on my goal of sewing more.

Thoughts? Advice? Anyone else been in this dilemma? Any emerald green, cocktail length dresses I should see?

My Wedding Dress Part 1: Knowledge For In-Person Fittings

As many of you endowed with a larger bust know, going clothes shopping is a special nightmare.  I usually buy from specialty stores because I hate the feeling of putting on ill-fitting things over and over again, and seeing myself in them.  Wedding dress shopping was a little like this.  However, the catch is that there are significantly less easy to find resources on the internet regarding our large boobs and your wedding day.

Let me offer you this advice right off the bat: none of the dresses you try on will fit perfectly.  They are sample sizes.

All the dresses I tried on had to be clamped onto me, despite my "ideal hourglass figure."  But, that is not why I'm writing this post, instead I offer you this wisdom: if you have a large bust, be aware that the bridal market is not created equal with regards to it.  Apply your clothing knowledge here as you would elsewhere.

My big no-no list:

1. Heavily beaded tops that sparkle like crazy - because the ladies don't need more attention than they already get.
2. Straight across necklines - go for a sweetheart or v-neck, usually shows them off better. However! necklines can be altered.  So if you fall in love with the cut of a specific dress, but it has a straight-across neckline, ask about the possibility of altering the neckline.  Also, for all I know you look fabulous in a straight neckline.  Use your good judgement!
3. Empire waist seams - I don't care what your fitter tells you, that empire seam will most likely sit part way up your breast tissue even in the correct size and tailored to your body.  It is the one thing I cringe the most about when I see it in wedding photos and bridal portraits.  Two exceptions to this: if either the dress can be custom made to your measurements or if you know the shoulder to underboob measurement will match your measurement.
4. Low-dipping backs - You need support from a band.  Sewn in cups will not cut it if your dress has a very low back and no straps. (I broke this one.  I went and bought a low-backed wedding dress. Whoops!) There are several ways to accommodate droopy boobs in a low-backed dress, but they require lots of extra work on your part, but hopefully less stress than I went through.  When I have the blog entry on how I dealt with my own wedding dress posted, I'll put a finely crafted link in here.

Other bits of wisdom:

1. Bring your own well-fitting, strapped bra that gives your breast tissue the shape you want people seeing on your wedding day.  The actual bra you wear may or may not be that one, but you want to put your best breast shape forward.  I strongly recommend a strapped bra because if the dress has to clamped onto your bra, a strapless bra may sit weird as it bears the weight of a heavy dress, causing your breasts in the dress to look funky or even pop out (voice of experience here.)  Also, droopy boobs look very different in a wedding dress than perky boobs.  HOWEVER, if you already have the bra and undergarments you plan to wear, bring those!
2. Your fitter usually has their own agenda and ideas, which may or may not agree with yours.  I preferred the stores which had open stock and labels still on the dresses, as compared to the closed stock, un-labelled gowns I tried on at others.  I felt like I had power over my dress choice, and therefore my body.  In the end, the dress I bought was one my fitter picked for me, and I LOVE it.  But, I felt more comfortable in my final choice because I had seen all the stock the store offered in person.
3. Also, your fitter probably doesn't understand issues surrounding large cup small back fit.  Hence avoiding empire waist seams, often there is not enough fabric for the empire waist to sit underneath all the breast tissue once the waist is taken in.
4. Not all wedding dresses fit the same.  Some dresses are made for honest-to-goodness hourglass figures, others are made for apple shapes, and some are meant for waifs.  So check the size charts!  There is a huge difference between having to take 6 inches or more off the waist of a gown that fits your bust/hips versus only taking 1 or 2 inches off.
5. Try on lots of different styles.  Seriously, do.
6. Half-muslins and full-muslins are your friend (toiles to all you non-US peeps.)  If you fall in love with a particular style that will be difficult to impossible to alter properly to your body, ask if the designer offers customization of the dress through a half or full-muslin.  Essentially, they make a muslin (a type of inexpensive fabric) copy of the top of the dress to your measurements, fit the cheap fabric properly, and then use that as a pattern to make your custom gown that fits your boobs.  This choice allows larger chested women to wear an empire waisted style that sits properly.
7. Your wedding dress should make you feel like you want to feel on your wedding day.  I don't know what that means for you, but trying on dresses, planning your wedding, etc. should help you pinpoint the feeling you want to evoke in yourself when you put on that dress and commit to the person you love.  Your dress should show off the things you love about yourself in a way you are comfortable showing them off.

Anyone else have wisdom to hand down from the ages when dealing with a large bust and wedding gowns?  Specific styles that worked well for you? Styles or designers to avoid?

Also, did any of you buy the support garments you wore on your wedding day before you bought the dress? And if so, did you wear those garments while trying on dresses?

Next Up:

Part 2: My Experience Trying On Dresses (with pictures!) 

Back From The Internet Dead

Short story:

Life happened in some completely amazing, and completely devastating ways. All in a very short amount of time. I’m still working on recovering from what happened between August 2012 and October 2012, but I’m finally up for blogging again.

In short: I got married. Less than two months later I went through the “worst-case scenario” for a thesis-track grad student: my advisor died before I could defend. I’m (mostly) recovered, and back on the blogging scene.

Long Story (sort of):

• Got married, family drama – happiest day of my life far and away. Still happily married. Love my Bear.
• Wrote my M.S. thesis. Then mid-editing and defense prep process, my advisor died of a myocardial infarction. I lost a parent-figure/mentor/boss/friend/colleague in one horrible moment, and was left with a work environment where no one felt comfortable talking to me or about the situation. Thankfully my department decided to support me to degree completion (not always the case.) This put my life and degree on hold for almost a year as I struggled to piece together a lot of stuff emotionally, professionally, and personally. I’m a better person for the experience, but I would not wish it for anyone. It heavily strained my marriage during the first year.
• Went to Europe. Made some new friends. Finally started to heal.
• Started running to work off stress/weepiness and found out I love it. Healed some more.
• Got my M.S. after another round of editing with a new advisor and a successful defense. Woohoo!
• Started my current job hunt, which remains complicated since my original thesis/grad advisor can’t write recommendation letters from beyond the grave. FML.
• Mostly crawled out of that emotional hole, and then had to make the awful, awful decision to euthanize our gorgeous elderly cat. Right choice to make, but emotionally tore me up.
• Have since spent the last five months chilling and decompressing from my grad school experience, as well as working.

 I've got some new stuff queued up, as well as "old" stuff I never posted. Back to the blogging!